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Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes. Also you can try thousands of best jokes on Unijokes. Totally hilarious jokes! All one liners Choose by topic For special events New one liners. Funny one liners. One liner tags: puns , sport My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn One liner tags: family , IT , school As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

One liner tags: God , school Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. A good pun is its own reword. Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did. How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You Pokemon. Honest and hilarious seems to be the consensus on this one. Check out these jokes that are bound to go over your kids' heads, but give you a bit of a chuckle. In the episode "Calypso," Bluey and friends are busy playing in preschool. While Bluey is running a fish and chips shop with no fish , her friend Indy is moving out with her baby and the Terriers are defending a Roman fort.

The kids play together and have a generally great time, but parents are bound to relate to one of Indy's jokes as a "mom. Bluey doesn't shy away from the odd pop culture reference.

In "Yoga Ball," the kids are running away from a giant yoga ball "boulder" while dad tries to help them escape.